Do you lose time from work due to riding your airhead boxer?
Is riding affecting your reputation?
Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when riding?
Has your ambition decreased since buying an airhead?
Do you crave a ride each day?
Do you ride to escape from worries or trouble?
Have you ever been treated for riding?

Don't be discouraged.  There are thousands of others just like you.  Be an actor not a reactor.  Join the Boxer rebellion with the non-profit Airheads Beemer Club.