Remember that the best place for a tasty wild critter, like an Elk (best of all game meats), is next to the mashed potatoes.
Slightly more seriously.....I am usually wearing one of my 3 coon hats while working on my airheads.org website articles. If I am at an Airheads CampOut, and I MAY have my pet raccoon Rocky (of course!!) on my head; SO, come on over, hand me a beer (FIRST!), pet Rocky (he is friendly), and lastly, strike up a conversation. If you try to strike up a conversation with Rocky, and not me, that may change my attitude towards YOU.