I was in Ohio.  On the side of the road was a nice looking lady making a gesture toward me.  She was either asking me to do a wheelie, or she was suggesting that if I did a wheelie, she'd lift up her shirt for me.

Either way, I was doing a wheelie.

It ended poorly.

The engine protection bar hit the ground hard and it torqued the frame.  It was totaled.

That was nearly 32 years ago.  I had no idea what I had at the time.  The fellas at the dealership gave me shame when they heard.

I found another just like it, and it's on the way.  I plan on keeping the shiny side up this time.